Funny Mechanic Shirt, Socket Set T-Shirt, I've Got All the Right Connections Tee, Automotive Technician Gift, Dad Joke Shirt
$25.99+
# I'VE GOT ALL THE RIGHT CONNECTIONS.
### The Tool Pun Department | Perry Acres Supply Co.
**It's not what you know. It's who you know. And apparently, we know a guy with a socket set.**
Some people have friends in high places. Others have a toolbox full of sockets and the questionable confidence to fix just about anything.
We know which one we'd rather call when something breaks.
Introducing **"I've Got All the Right Connections"** from the Perry Acres Supply Co. Tool Pun Department — where the tools are legitimate, the jokes are terrible, and knowing somebody with a 10mm socket is practically a professional qualification.
Featuring a vintage-style socket set, distressed lettering, and just enough mechanical humor to make your favorite gearhead roll his eyes.
**Jimmy's official assessment:**
*"I've got all the right connections, too. Unfortunately, most of them are related to management."*
Management has declined to comment.
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### 🔧 THE DESIGN
- **Back:** Large vintage-style socket set illustration with the phrase "I'VE GOT ALL THE RIGHT CONNECTIONS."
- **Front:** Small Perry Acres Supply Co. emblem featuring a matching socket set on the left chest.
- **Style:** Rugged, distressed, vintage-inspired mechanic and workshop humor.
- **Colors:** Available in multiple shirt colors. Select your favorite from the dropdown menu.
- **Collection:** The Tool Pun Department by Perry Acres Supply Co.
A little mechanical know-how. A little sarcasm. And absolutely no guarantee you'll find the right socket on the first try.
### THE SHIRT — GILDAN 5000
Printed on the classic **Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton T-Shirt**, made for everyday comfort and casual wear.
- Classic unisex fit
- Midweight 5.3 oz/yd² fabric
- 100% cotton for solid colors; fiber content varies for heather and blended colors
- Crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Front and back printed designs
- Available in multiple colors and sizes
**Sizing tip:** This shirt has a classic unisex fit. Check the size chart in the listing photos before ordering. For a roomier fit, consider sizing up.
### WHO NEEDS THIS SHIRT?
A great gift for:
- Mechanics and automotive technicians
- Diesel mechanics and heavy equipment operators
- Garage owners and shop workers
- Tool collectors and DIY enthusiasts
- Dads who have an opinion about every tool in the garage
- Gearheads who insist they can fix anything
- Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, and retirement gifts
Or grab one for yourself.
Just don't ask Jimmy where the 10mm went.
He's still investigating.
### CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Because even the right socket can't fix a shirt that's been washed wrong.
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Use mild detergent
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly over the print
- Avoid bleach and dry cleaning
### BEFORE YOU ORDER
Please review the size chart, available shirt colors, and estimated shipping times before checkout.
Each shirt is made to order. Double-check your size and color selection before purchasing.
Actual colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.
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### ABOUT THE TOOL PUN DEPARTMENT
**Professional-grade tools. Amateur-grade humor.**
The Tool Pun Department is Perry Acres Supply Co.'s collection of vintage tool graphics, terrible dad jokes, and unapologetic workshop sarcasm.
Made for the people who build things, fix things, and occasionally spend twenty minutes searching for the socket they were holding five minutes ago.
**Perry Acres Supply Co.**
*Built for hard work. Not excuses.*
**Jimmy's final inspection report:**
*"The socket set is complete. That's more than I can say for management."*
**Management:** "We're choosing to take that as a compliment."
**Jimmy:** "That explains a lot."
Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges not accepted
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
I gladly accept cancellations
Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase
Privacy policy
1. Personal Information I Collect
To fulfill your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you authorized Etsy to provide to me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product that you’re ordering.
2. Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It
I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:
As needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfill your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support.
If necessary to comply with a legal obligation or court order or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law.
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Service Providers / Production Partners: I engage certain trusted third parties to perform functions and provide services to my shop—specifically my print-on-demand manufacturing and fulfillment partners. I will share your personal information (name and delivery address) with these partners, but only to the extent necessary to create and ship your order.
4. Data Retention
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5. Contact Me
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Frequently Asked Questions
Why is Jimmy taking 3 to 5 days to ship my gear?
Because good craftsmanship takes a minute, and rushing Jimmy while he's holding a handsaw is a safety hazard. Every shirt and sticker is custom printed to order. We promise it’s worth the wait, but if you start pacing by the mailbox, just remember the labor rate matrix goes up if you start checking the tracking status every five minutes.
Why did my shirt and sticker arrive separately?
To get you the highest quality gear, our t-shirts and vinyl stickers are printed using specialized equipment that occasionally ships from different fulfillment centers. Don't worry if one part of your order arrives a day or two before the other—tracking numbers are provided for both packages!
Can I change or cancel my order?
To keep shipping fast, our system sends orders directly to our production partner almost immediately. We accept cancellations or order modifications strictly within 1 hour of purchase. After 1 hour, we cannot stop the printing process or offer a refund.
What is your return policy?
Because every single item is custom printed specifically for you when you order, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection, color preferences, or buyer's remorse. Please double-check our size charts carefully before completing your purchase!
What if my item arrives damaged or misprinted?
If your gear arrives with a printing defect, graphic error, or transit damage, we will absolutely make it right. Please send us a message within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the issue, and we will send out a free replacement reprint immediately.