Funny Carpenter Shirt, Wrong on So Many Levels Tee, Woodworker Gift, Construction Worker Shirt, Dad Joke T-Shirt
$25.99+
# WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS.
### The Tool Pun Department | Perry Acres Supply Co.
**Some people are a little off. Others are wrong on so many levels.**
We've all met one.
The guy who insists the shelf is straight. The coworker who says, "Looks level to me." The supervisor who hasn't touched a tool in fifteen years but somehow knows exactly how you should be doing your job.
This shirt is for them. Or possibly about them.
Introducing **"Wrong on So Many Levels"** from the Perry Acres Supply Co. Tool Pun Department — where the tools are real, the jokes are terrible, and nobody's checking management's measurements.
Featuring a stack of vintage carpenter's levels, distressed lettering, and enough sarcasm to make your favorite handyman proud.
**Jimmy's official assessment:**
*"I've seen straighter work from a guy who measures everything with his thumb."*
Management says the design looks fine.
Jimmy says that's exactly the problem.
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### 🔨 THE DESIGN
- **Back:** Large vintage-style stack of carpenter's levels with the phrase "WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS."
- **Front:** Small Perry Acres Supply Co. logo featuring matching carpenter's levels on the left chest.
- **Style:** Rugged, distressed, vintage-inspired workshop humor.
- **Colors:** Available in multiple shirt colors. Choose yours from the dropdown menu.
- **Collection:** The Tool Pun Department by Perry Acres Supply Co.
A little woodworking humor. A little workplace sarcasm. A whole lot of questionable judgment.
### THE SHIRT — GILDAN 5000
Printed on the dependable **Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton T-Shirt**.
- Classic unisex fit
- Midweight 5.3 oz/yd² fabric
- 100% cotton for solid colors; fiber content varies for heather and blended colors
- Classic crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Front and back printed graphics
- Comfortable for everyday casual wear
**Sizing:** Please check the size chart in the listing photos before ordering. For a looser fit, consider sizing up.
### WHO'S THIS SHIRT FOR?
An excellent gift for:
- Carpenters, woodworkers, and construction workers
- Handymen, contractors, and DIY enthusiasts
- Dads who appreciate a truly terrible pun
- Workshop owners and tool collectors
- Coworkers who are always correcting everybody else's measurements
- Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, and retirement gifts
Or buy one for yourself.
We won't judge. Jimmy will, but that's his job.
### CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Even a level can't straighten out a shirt that's been washed wrong.
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Use mild detergent
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly over the print
- Avoid bleach and dry cleaning
### BEFORE YOU ORDER
Please review the size chart, shirt colors, and estimated shipping times before purchasing.
Each shirt is made to order. Double-check your size and color selection before checkout.
Actual colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.
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### ABOUT THE TOOL PUN DEPARTMENT
**Professional-grade tools. Amateur-grade humor.**
The Tool Pun Department is Perry Acres Supply Co.'s growing collection of vintage tool graphics, blue-collar dad jokes, and workshop sarcasm.
Made for the people who build things, fix things, and occasionally wonder how everyone else manages to operate a tape measure.
**Perry Acres Supply Co.**
*Built for hard work. Not excuses.*
**Jimmy's final inspection report:**
*"Three levels. Every single one wrong. Somehow management still approved it."*
**Management:** "It's called artistic expression, Jimmy."
**Jimmy:** "So is throwing a wrench."
Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-5 business days
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Frequently Asked Questions
Why is Jimmy taking 3 to 5 days to ship my gear?
Because good craftsmanship takes a minute, and rushing Jimmy while he's holding a handsaw is a safety hazard. Every shirt and sticker is custom printed to order. We promise it’s worth the wait, but if you start pacing by the mailbox, just remember the labor rate matrix goes up if you start checking the tracking status every five minutes.
Why did my shirt and sticker arrive separately?
To get you the highest quality gear, our t-shirts and vinyl stickers are printed using specialized equipment that occasionally ships from different fulfillment centers. Don't worry if one part of your order arrives a day or two before the other—tracking numbers are provided for both packages!
Can I change or cancel my order?
To keep shipping fast, our system sends orders directly to our production partner almost immediately. We accept cancellations or order modifications strictly within 1 hour of purchase. After 1 hour, we cannot stop the printing process or offer a refund.
What is your return policy?
Because every single item is custom printed specifically for you when you order, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection, color preferences, or buyer's remorse. Please double-check our size charts carefully before completing your purchase!
What if my item arrives damaged or misprinted?
If your gear arrives with a printing defect, graphic error, or transit damage, we will absolutely make it right. Please send us a message within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the issue, and we will send out a free replacement reprint immediately.