Grump's Honey-Do List Printable | Sarcastic Household Task Planner (8-Page PDF)
$4.99
THE GRUMP’S HONEY‑DO LIST — Printable Household Task Planner (8 Pages)
A practical, sarcastic system for all the jobs that “apparently are your problem now.” Track requests, set priorities, plan supply runs, and record progress — all with the dry humor of someone who knows “it should only take five minutes” is how this list got started.
This printable planner keeps your household projects organized, documented, and (mostly) under control. Perfect for DIYers, makers, partners who get voluntold, and anyone drowning in “quick fixes” that turn into full‑blown remodels.
WHAT’S INCLUDED (8 Pages)
Request Department
Log incoming jobs, who requested them, when they arrived, and when they’re due.
Priority Reality Check
Assign priorities (1–3), estimate time, and set target dates.
Loudest reminder ≠ highest priority.
Quick Fix Job Sheet
Break down small jobs before they grow legs.
Define “done” before “while we’re at it” takes over.
Supply Run Tracker
Item, size, quantity, store, and checkboxes.
Buying another tube does not make the first four easier to find.
Progress Tracker
Status, waiting on, next action — record what actually happened.
Notes & Questionable Ideas
Measurements, sketches, and things that definitely weren’t in the original request.
FEATURES
US Letter (8.5x11)
Instant digital download
Clean, workshop‑style layout
Reusable and undated
Print at home or use digitally
Perfect for household management, DIY projects, and gift bundles
HOW TO USE
Print the pages you need, fill them out, and enjoy the rare satisfaction of finishing a job and having proof you did it.
PERFECT FOR
Busy households
DIY enthusiasts
Makers & workshop folks
Couples with “Honey‑Do” dynamics
Gift bundles (Father’s Day, Christmas, birthdays)
IMPORTANT
This is a digital product. No physical item will be shipped.
Personal use only — no resale or sharing of the files.
Digital downloads
File delivery
Your files will be available to download once payment is confirmed.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges not accepted
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
I gladly accept cancellations
Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase
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Frequently Asked Questions
Why is Jimmy taking 3 to 5 days to ship my gear?
Because good craftsmanship takes a minute, and rushing Jimmy while he's holding a handsaw is a safety hazard. Every shirt and sticker is custom printed to order. We promise it’s worth the wait, but if you start pacing by the mailbox, just remember the labor rate matrix goes up if you start checking the tracking status every five minutes.
Why did my shirt and sticker arrive separately?
To get you the highest quality gear, our t-shirts and vinyl stickers are printed using specialized equipment that occasionally ships from different fulfillment centers. Don't worry if one part of your order arrives a day or two before the other—tracking numbers are provided for both packages!
Can I change or cancel my order?
To keep shipping fast, our system sends orders directly to our production partner almost immediately. We accept cancellations or order modifications strictly within 1 hour of purchase. After 1 hour, we cannot stop the printing process or offer a refund.
What is your return policy?
Because every single item is custom printed specifically for you when you order, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection, color preferences, or buyer's remorse. Please double-check our size charts carefully before completing your purchase!
What if my item arrives damaged or misprinted?
If your gear arrives with a printing defect, graphic error, or transit damage, we will absolutely make it right. Please send us a message within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the issue, and we will send out a free replacement reprint immediately.