Shop Art & Misc Regrets
Poster How Things Actually Work cordless drill schematic | Satin Poster
$18.99+
-
DetailsMeet the Perry Acres Supply Co. Cordless Drill Parody Blueprint — a brutally honest technical diagram of the tool that promises convenience and delivers chaos. This vintage blueprint‑style poster breaks down the drill’s “inner workings,” which mostly consist of disappointment, noise, and parts that vanish into alternate dimensions.
This print features:
Blueprint‑style cutaway diagrams of the drill’s questionable engineering
Labels that tell the truth, not what the manufacturer wants you to believe
A workshop aesthetic perfect for garages, sheds, and places where screws go to die
Perry Acres humor for anyone who has ever trusted a battery that immediately betrayed them
✔️ Perfect For:
Makers who know the motor’s real job is converting money into noise
Mechanics who have watched a spring launch into the void
Woodworkers who have stripped at least one screw hole today
Anyone who has ever said “the battery was full a second ago”
✔️ Poster Highlights:
The part that breaks immediately
Motor: converts money into noise
Chuck: releases only when inconvenient
Where the spring shoots into a parallel universe
Battery: full until you need it
Revision: still broken
✔️ Why You’ll Love It
This isn’t just wall art — it’s a blueprint of the universal cordless‑drill experience. Hang it in your shop, office, or anywhere you want visitors to know you’ve survived the emotional rollercoaster of “managed disappointment.”
Care instructions
- If the poster does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth. -
Shipping & Policies
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges not accepted
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
I gladly accept cancellations
Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase
Privacy policy
1. Personal Information I Collect
To fulfill your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you authorized Etsy to provide to me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product that you’re ordering.
2. Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It
I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:
As needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfill your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support.
If necessary to comply with a legal obligation or court order or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law.
3. Information Sharing and Disclosure
Information about my customers is important to my business. I share your personal information for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:
Etsy: I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide you my services and comply with my obligations under both the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use.
Service Providers / Production Partners: I engage certain trusted third parties to perform functions and provide services to my shop—specifically my print-on-demand manufacturing and fulfillment partners. I will share your personal information (name and delivery address) with these partners, but only to the extent necessary to create and ship your order.
4. Data Retention
I retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to provide you with my services and as described in my Privacy Policy. However, I may also be required to retain this information to comply with my legal and regulatory obligations, to resolve disputes, and to enforce my agreements. I generally keep your data for the following time period: 4 years.
5. Contact Me
For purposes of EU data protection law, I, the shop owner, am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me through Etsy conversations.Frequently Asked Questions
Why is Jimmy taking 3 to 5 days to ship my gear?
Because good craftsmanship takes a minute, and rushing Jimmy while he's holding a handsaw is a safety hazard. Every shirt and sticker is custom printed to order. We promise it’s worth the wait, but if you start pacing by the mailbox, just remember the labor rate matrix goes up if you start checking the tracking status every five minutes.
Why did my shirt and sticker arrive separately?
To get you the highest quality gear, our t-shirts and vinyl stickers are printed using specialized equipment that occasionally ships from different fulfillment centers. Don't worry if one part of your order arrives a day or two before the other—tracking numbers are provided for both packages!
Can I change or cancel my order?
To keep shipping fast, our system sends orders directly to our production partner almost immediately. We accept cancellations or order modifications strictly within 1 hour of purchase. After 1 hour, we cannot stop the printing process or offer a refund.
What is your return policy?
Because every single item is custom printed specifically for you when you order, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection, color preferences, or buyer's remorse. Please double-check our size charts carefully before completing your purchase!
What if my item arrives damaged or misprinted?
If your gear arrives with a printing defect, graphic error, or transit damage, we will absolutely make it right. Please send us a message within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the issue, and we will send out a free replacement reprint immediately.
Related Products
