Ho Ho No
Ho Ho No Beanie, Funny Blue Collar Christmas Knit Hat, Sarcastic Grumpy Holiday Cap, Cold Weather Jobsite Winter Skull Cap
$29.99
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DetailsConsider this your permanent, wearable answer to mandatory holiday cheer, seasonal chit-chat, and anyone asking if you're "getting into the spirit".
Ho Ho No
You’ve got a freezing bay to work in, a flatbed to unstrap in the biting sleet, or a busted water line that doesn't care what day the calendar says. You don't have the time, the patience, or the tolerance for awkward company small talk or jingling bells. Featuring stacked industrial typography, this beanie does the talking so you can keep your mouth shut and your tools moving
No pastel pom-poms. No flimsy novelty fabrics. Zero corporate cheer. Just honest, insulated contempt for holiday nonsense
Built to the rugged Perry Acres standard—thick rib-knit construction engineered to lock in heat on the jobsite, in the unheated garage, or when stepping outside into a December windstorm. Stretches to fit without blowing out its shape, keeping your ears warm and your boundaries crystal clear.
The Shop Specs:
-Graphic Details: Embroidered/heat-set vertical "HO HO NO"
-Palette: crisp off-white and muted holiday red accents
-Build & Fit: Classic cuffed knit rib design—solid stretch recovery, snug skull fit, zero slouchy hipster sag
-Material: Rugged, tightly spun acrylic knit—traps heat, blocks wind, and holds up to grease, sawdust, and repeated winter shifts
Vibe: Certified Confident Grump cold-weather issue
Care Instructions:
-Hand wash cold or toss in a gentle cycle with darks; lay flat to air dry.
-Don't iron it, don't ask for a holiday favor, and definitely don't bring your cheery attitude within earshot.
and then GET BACK TO WORK! -
Shipping & Policies
Shipping from United States
Processing time
4-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges not accepted
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
I gladly accept cancellations
Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase
Privacy policy
1. Personal Information I Collect
To fulfill your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you authorized Etsy to provide to me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product that you’re ordering.
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As needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfill your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support.
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Etsy: I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide you my services and comply with my obligations under both the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use.
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I retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to provide you with my services and as described in my Privacy Policy. However, I may also be required to retain this information to comply with my legal and regulatory obligations, to resolve disputes, and to enforce my agreements. I generally keep your data for the following time period: 4 years.
5. Contact Me
For purposes of EU data protection law, I, the shop owner, am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me through Etsy conversations.Frequently Asked Questions
Why is Jimmy taking 3 to 5 days to ship my gear?
Because good craftsmanship takes a minute, and rushing Jimmy while he's holding a handsaw is a safety hazard. Every shirt and sticker is custom printed to order. We promise it’s worth the wait, but if you start pacing by the mailbox, just remember the labor rate matrix goes up if you start checking the tracking status every five minutes.
Why did my shirt and sticker arrive separately?
To get you the highest quality gear, our t-shirts and vinyl stickers are printed using specialized equipment that occasionally ships from different fulfillment centers. Don't worry if one part of your order arrives a day or two before the other—tracking numbers are provided for both packages!
Can I change or cancel my order?
To keep shipping fast, our system sends orders directly to our production partner almost immediately. We accept cancellations or order modifications strictly within 1 hour of purchase. After 1 hour, we cannot stop the printing process or offer a refund.
What is your return policy?
Because every single item is custom printed specifically for you when you order, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection, color preferences, or buyer's remorse. Please double-check our size charts carefully before completing your purchase!
What if my item arrives damaged or misprinted?
If your gear arrives with a printing defect, graphic error, or transit damage, we will absolutely make it right. Please send us a message within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the issue, and we will send out a free replacement reprint immediately.
