Grumps Shop System
The Grump’s Year-End Audit: 24-Page Workshop Planner PDF, Tool Inventory and Project Tracker
$9.99
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DetailsListen, we know how you operate: three projects torn apart, half your tools missing because your neighbor borrowed them in 2021, and a piece of scrap 2x4 with scribbled pencil measurements that make zero sense. It’s time to get your shop together.
Here is everything you need to know about this listing—read it once, do it right, and don't argue with us:
WHAT IT IS:
An undated, 24-page workshop planner straight from Perry Acres Supply Co. It’s built for messy benches, noisy garages, and folks who actually build things instead of just watching DIY videos. Because it’s undated, it won’t judge you when you abandon it for three months in the middle of deer season or harvest.
WHAT’S INCLUDED:
Twenty-four pages dedicated to cold, hard shop realities:
-Tool Replacement & Loan Logs: So you finally have written proof of exactly which brother-in-law walked off with your 10mm socket or framing hammer.
-Unfinished-Project Queue: A designated resting place for the six half-built things currently taking up your bench space.
-Budget & Cost Sheets: Document exactly how much that "cheap DIY fix" actually cost you. (Hide this page from your spouse.)
-Maintenance Pages: Keep track of fluid changes, blade sharpening, and the last time your compressor was drained.
-Habit Tracker: For logging shop time, safety checks, or remembering to clean up before closing the roll-up door.
-Notes & Blueprint Grid: Squared grid pages for sketches, rough schematics, and layouts before you measure twice, cut once, and stare at it in disbelief.
WHAT THE BUYER RECEIVES:
One (1) single PDF file, sized at standard 8.5 × 11 inches (Letter). No filler, no fluff, no useless corporate bloat.
HOW TO USE IT:
You have two choices:
-Print it: Open your print menu, select Actual Size / 100%, slap it on a clipboard, and stick it on your workbench with a grease pencil.
-Annotate it: Import it into your preferred PDF annotation app (GoodNotes, Notability, Adobe Acrobat, etc.) on a tablet and write directly on the screen. (just don't use a sharpie)
WHAT’S REQUIRED:
A functioning printer OR compatible PDF annotation software. Neither is included. We sell the paperwork; your hardware, ink cartridges, and tech support issues are strictly between you and your machine.
FORMAT LIMITS: (READ THIS PART CAREFULLY)
This edition is designed strictly for handwriting and manual annotation. It features NO clickable hyperlinked tabs, NO automatic math formulas, and NO fillable typing form fields. It will not do your math, it will not balance your checkbook, and it will not sweep your shop floor. Pick up a pencil or stylus and do the work yourself.
DELIVERY:
Instant Digital Download Only. Absolutely no physical item will ship to your house. Do not sit on the porch waiting for a delivery driver; you download it directly from Etsy immediately after checkout.
USAGE & COPYRIGHT:
Personal shop use only. You are welcome to print it as many times as you wreck a page with coffee or sawdust. You are not permitted to share, redistribute, resell, or upload these digital files anywhere. Respect the trade, don't bootleg our gear, and do things right the first time. -
Shipping & Policies
Digital downloads
File delivery
Your files will be available to download once payment is confirmed.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges not accepted
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
I gladly accept cancellations
Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase
Privacy policy
1. Personal Information I Collect
To fulfill your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you authorized Etsy to provide to me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product that you’re ordering.
2. Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It
I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:
As needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfill your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support.
If necessary to comply with a legal obligation or court order or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law.
3. Information Sharing and Disclosure
Information about my customers is important to my business. I share your personal information for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:
Etsy: I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide you my services and comply with my obligations under both the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use.
Service Providers / Production Partners: I engage certain trusted third parties to perform functions and provide services to my shop—specifically my print-on-demand manufacturing and fulfillment partners. I will share your personal information (name and delivery address) with these partners, but only to the extent necessary to create and ship your order.
4. Data Retention
I retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to provide you with my services and as described in my Privacy Policy. However, I may also be required to retain this information to comply with my legal and regulatory obligations, to resolve disputes, and to enforce my agreements. I generally keep your data for the following time period: 4 years.
5. Contact Me
For purposes of EU data protection law, I, the shop owner, am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me through Etsy conversations.Frequently Asked Questions
Why is Jimmy taking 3 to 5 days to ship my gear?
Because good craftsmanship takes a minute, and rushing Jimmy while he's holding a handsaw is a safety hazard. Every shirt and sticker is custom printed to order. We promise it’s worth the wait, but if you start pacing by the mailbox, just remember the labor rate matrix goes up if you start checking the tracking status every five minutes.
Why did my shirt and sticker arrive separately?
To get you the highest quality gear, our t-shirts and vinyl stickers are printed using specialized equipment that occasionally ships from different fulfillment centers. Don't worry if one part of your order arrives a day or two before the other—tracking numbers are provided for both packages!
Can I change or cancel my order?
To keep shipping fast, our system sends orders directly to our production partner almost immediately. We accept cancellations or order modifications strictly within 1 hour of purchase. After 1 hour, we cannot stop the printing process or offer a refund.
What is your return policy?
Because every single item is custom printed specifically for you when you order, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection, color preferences, or buyer's remorse. Please double-check our size charts carefully before completing your purchase!
What if my item arrives damaged or misprinted?
If your gear arrives with a printing defect, graphic error, or transit damage, we will absolutely make it right. Please send us a message within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the issue, and we will send out a free replacement reprint immediately.
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