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Christmas Cheer Is An OSHA Violation Transparent Outdoor Sticker, Waterproof Hard Hat Decal, Sarcastic Jobsite Toolbox Deca



$8.99+

Shipping to United States: $5.29
  • Details
    Keep the holiday fluff off the jobsite.

    If someone rolls up to the trailer whistling carols or trying to wrap tinsel around moving parts, hit them with a citation. This transparent outdoor decal acts as an official buffer zone: work gets done here; enforced merriment does not.
    From Perry Acres Supply Co., engineered for tradesmen, mechanics, operators, and cynical craftsmen who respect torque specs and zero-tolerance policies. The clear border lets the weathered seal blend straight onto tinted glass, steel bumpers, and hard hats without any clunky white borders cluttering up the surface.

    THE HARDWARE SPECS

    -Format: Premium clear vinyl outdoor sticker with clean die-cut transparent margins.
    -Weatherproof & Heavy-Duty: Built to take direct sun, winter slush, pressure washers, grease, and jobsite grit without peeling or fading.
    -Print Finish: Vibrant, opaque inks over a transparent backing, highlighting the distressed woodcut emblem and vintage off-white typography.
    -Zero Residue Peel: Bonds permanently to clean surfaces, but won't leave behind a sticky mess if you ever decide to move it.
    -Multiple Sizes: Check the dropdown menu to match your gear (from compact hard hat accents to bold rear-window warnings).

    IDEAL MOUNTING SURFACES
    -Truck back glass & tinted side windows, Jobsite hard hats, welding lids, and face shields Heavy-duty steel tool chests, Packouts, and rolling carts Insulated shop mugs, Yetis, and thermoses Shop office doors (right under the official safety guidelines)

    Shipping & Production:
    -Printed on demand and shipped out without delay. We don't cut corners, and we don't rush shoddy work out the door.

    Explore the rest of the Perry Acres Supply Co. shop for heavy-duty, zero-patience gear built for the real working class.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-5 business days

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    Returns & exchanges not accepted

    But please contact me if you have problems with your order

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

    Privacy policy

    1. Personal Information I Collect
    To fulfill your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you authorized Etsy to provide to me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product that you’re ordering.
    2. Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It
    I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:
    As needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfill your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support.
    If necessary to comply with a legal obligation or court order or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law.
    3. Information Sharing and Disclosure
    Information about my customers is important to my business. I share your personal information for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:
    Etsy: I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide you my services and comply with my obligations under both the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use.
    Service Providers / Production Partners: I engage certain trusted third parties to perform functions and provide services to my shop—specifically my print-on-demand manufacturing and fulfillment partners. I will share your personal information (name and delivery address) with these partners, but only to the extent necessary to create and ship your order.
    4. Data Retention
    I retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to provide you with my services and as described in my Privacy Policy. However, I may also be required to retain this information to comply with my legal and regulatory obligations, to resolve disputes, and to enforce my agreements. I generally keep your data for the following time period: 4 years.
    5. Contact Me
    For purposes of EU data protection law, I, the shop owner, am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me through Etsy conversations.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Why is Jimmy taking 3 to 5 days to ship my gear?

    Because good craftsmanship takes a minute, and rushing Jimmy while he's holding a handsaw is a safety hazard. Every shirt and sticker is custom printed to order. We promise it’s worth the wait, but if you start pacing by the mailbox, just remember the labor rate matrix goes up if you start checking the tracking status every five minutes.

    Why did my shirt and sticker arrive separately?

    To get you the highest quality gear, our t-shirts and vinyl stickers are printed using specialized equipment that occasionally ships from different fulfillment centers. Don't worry if one part of your order arrives a day or two before the other—tracking numbers are provided for both packages!

    Can I change or cancel my order?

    To keep shipping fast, our system sends orders directly to our production partner almost immediately. We accept cancellations or order modifications strictly within 1 hour of purchase. After 1 hour, we cannot stop the printing process or offer a refund.

    What is your return policy?

    Because every single item is custom printed specifically for you when you order, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection, color preferences, or buyer's remorse. Please double-check our size charts carefully before completing your purchase!

    What if my item arrives damaged or misprinted?

    If your gear arrives with a printing defect, graphic error, or transit damage, we will absolutely make it right. Please send us a message within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the issue, and we will send out a free replacement reprint immediately.