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Funny No Christmas Music Truck Coaster, Soapstone Cup Holder Insert (1 or 2 Pack)



$10.99+

Shipping to United States: $5.19
  • Details
    Look, driving in December is hard enough without someone screaming about what they want for Christmas through the dashboard speakers.

    This heavy-duty car coaster protects your cup holder from sticky coffee drips and protects your sanity from 40 consecutive days of synthesized sleigh bells. Pop it in, lock out the radio dial, and let everyone who climbs into the passenger seat know the house rules before they even think about touching the aux cord.

    The Specs:

    Diameter: 2.56" (6.5 cm) — fits standard car and truck cup holders with a convenient finger-notch for easy removal.

    Material: Absorbent stone with a non-fade print that won’t peel when your extra-large gas station coffee overflows.

    Available Options: Sold as a Single (1-pack) for solo haulers, or a Pair (2-pack) to lock down the entire cab.

    Cabs Supported: Work trucks, daily drivers, delivery rigs, and anything with zero tolerance for holiday cheer on the highway.

    Product features
    - Available as 1, or 2-piece sets with the same print on each coaster
    - Made from 100% soapstone to absorb condensation and keep cup holders dry
    - Matte, full-color one-sided print with a weathered vintage look
    - Compact 2.6″ × 2.6″ size fits most vehicle drink holders
    - Removable sticker on the bottom

    Care instructions
    - Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-5 business days

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    Returns & exchanges not accepted

    But please contact me if you have problems with your order

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

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    Frequently Asked Questions

    Why is Jimmy taking 3 to 5 days to ship my gear?

    Because good craftsmanship takes a minute, and rushing Jimmy while he's holding a handsaw is a safety hazard. Every shirt and sticker is custom printed to order. We promise it’s worth the wait, but if you start pacing by the mailbox, just remember the labor rate matrix goes up if you start checking the tracking status every five minutes.

    Why did my shirt and sticker arrive separately?

    To get you the highest quality gear, our t-shirts and vinyl stickers are printed using specialized equipment that occasionally ships from different fulfillment centers. Don't worry if one part of your order arrives a day or two before the other—tracking numbers are provided for both packages!

    Can I change or cancel my order?

    To keep shipping fast, our system sends orders directly to our production partner almost immediately. We accept cancellations or order modifications strictly within 1 hour of purchase. After 1 hour, we cannot stop the printing process or offer a refund.

    What is your return policy?

    Because every single item is custom printed specifically for you when you order, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection, color preferences, or buyer's remorse. Please double-check our size charts carefully before completing your purchase!

    What if my item arrives damaged or misprinted?

    If your gear arrives with a printing defect, graphic error, or transit damage, we will absolutely make it right. Please send us a message within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the issue, and we will send out a free replacement reprint immediately.