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Wide Load Short Fuse truck graphic T-Shirt | semi-truck illustration
$25.99+
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DetailsConsider this your official clearance warning.
Some people carry emotional baggage; you haul 80,000 pounds of freight and a hairline temper. Featuring an industrial big rig front and center with the only honest safety placard left on the highway—WIDE LOAD, SHORT FUSE—this shirt tells tailgaters, micromanaging dispatchers, and four-wheelers cutting across three lanes exactly what they’re dealing with before anyone has to pull over and exchange words. Printed on the no-nonsense Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee, this shirt is built like an old iron block: thick, reliable, and completely uninterested in modern, paper-thin "fashion blends."
The Details
-Front: Left-chest Perry Acres Supply Co. crest with a mini rig callout.
-Back: Full-width industrial big rig linework with high-contrast safety banner: WIDE LOAD / SHORT FUSE.
-Blank: Gildan 5000 (100% classic heavy cotton, 5.3 oz/yd²). Durable, structured, and holds its shape through sweat, grease, and endless wash cycles.
-Fit: Classic unisex boxy fit. Not slim-cut, not tapered—actual room to move, wrench, and drive.
-Collar & Shoulders: Taped neck and shoulders for extra durability on the job.
Care Instructions:
-Turn inside out, wash cold
-tumble dry low (or hang it up if you actually care, toss it in the dryer on high if you’re living on diesel time).
Perfect For: Long-haul drivers who hate traffic, dispatch, and small talk.Heavy equipment operators and diesel mechanics with zero patience left to give. The friend or family member whose resting face is already an active hazard warning.
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean -
Shipping & Policies
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges not accepted
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
I gladly accept cancellations
Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase
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Why is Jimmy taking 3 to 5 days to ship my gear?
Because good craftsmanship takes a minute, and rushing Jimmy while he's holding a handsaw is a safety hazard. Every shirt and sticker is custom printed to order. We promise it’s worth the wait, but if you start pacing by the mailbox, just remember the labor rate matrix goes up if you start checking the tracking status every five minutes.
Why did my shirt and sticker arrive separately?
To get you the highest quality gear, our t-shirts and vinyl stickers are printed using specialized equipment that occasionally ships from different fulfillment centers. Don't worry if one part of your order arrives a day or two before the other—tracking numbers are provided for both packages!
Can I change or cancel my order?
To keep shipping fast, our system sends orders directly to our production partner almost immediately. We accept cancellations or order modifications strictly within 1 hour of purchase. After 1 hour, we cannot stop the printing process or offer a refund.
What is your return policy?
Because every single item is custom printed specifically for you when you order, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection, color preferences, or buyer's remorse. Please double-check our size charts carefully before completing your purchase!
What if my item arrives damaged or misprinted?
If your gear arrives with a printing defect, graphic error, or transit damage, we will absolutely make it right. Please send us a message within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the issue, and we will send out a free replacement reprint immediately.
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